I drove around a parking lot with my friend on the hood of my '88 Integra. Not so bad, until you consider that the parking lot also housed a sherrif's substation. And it was shift change. Thankfully we were both minors and got off with community service, but reckless endangerment and reckless driving are not small… » 9/15/14 1:49pm Monday 1:49pm

I was standing on Hollywood Blvd, with my then fiance, watching the annual Thanksgiving/Christmas parade. We'd been standing there for hours, and I had to dump. Not like ordinary dump, I knew it was liquid gold. Her apartment was only a few blocks, and there were no public toilets...everything was closed. It was… » 9/12/14 4:45pm Friday 4:45pm